Anime
I'm stuck in a place that does not exist <3
Anime
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ugly:

she’s so supportive
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herestothegirlthatwreckedmyworld:

wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS
SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg
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narwhalgiggles:

irenemydarling:

geronimotastic-y:

ggluvspandas:

merlintookmylife:

aqueerjust:

driftingthroughtheskies:

3fandom5u:

big-brother-gadreel-needs-hugs:

new-age-art:

princess-arey:

blueboxesinmaryland:

Professor Cop Who Gets Away With Murder.I would like to thank the letters C &amp; S.

They call me The Pedestrian

Little civilian casualty

Super customer service representative

Bad motherfucking white college bro

Human Meth Mouth

Super forgotten junkie

The amazing corpse on life support

The amazing meth mouth… XP

The amazing functional alcoholic

the great corpse on life support

They call me the whats his name

It is I, the functional alcoholic  
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chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.
chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.
chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.
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macarena-of-time:

IM PISSING MYSELF I WAS IN AN ONLINE RELATIONSHIP ON CLUB PENGUIN WHEN I MADE THIS